Welcome to www.404d.net, hosted by 3iX.org hosting!!

“Thousands of satisfied customers in 54 countries worldwide” <-- Uh huh!

“IF” You Are Viewing This Page….

IT’S OBVIOUSLY YOUR LUCKY DAY!!

“Why”, you may ask?

Because 85% of the time, 3iX servers are busy

“getting down”..

(yes, their actual words; let’s dust off the disco ball!!)

Live-Chat: Welcome to 3iX live chat, my name is William, please hold for a moment, I am reviewing your question.
J: ??
Live-Chat: Checking 
Live-Chat: Yes we have found that server is getting down with 2 hours 
Live-Chat: We are forwarding request to our admins now 
J: what???
Live-Chat: We have just reboot server now 
J: what do you mean the server is getting down?
Live-Chat: It will take next 20 min to get all service up and working fine 
J: the server was supposed to have been rebooted twice in the last 2 hours
Live-Chat: We have getting all services down on server even sshd

Live-Chat: This problem is going on from later 4 hours
J: This problem has been going on longer than 4 hours already
Live-Chat: Yes but server is online for few hours and then suddently get down
Live-Chat: All services are getting up in next 320 min

Of course, they claim they’re busily rebooting and guarantee all services will be running smoothly in 15 minutes.

PRRFTTTT!!

TIP: Don’t hold your breath waiting……instead, make a dentist appointment, minus the anaesthetic – it’d be less painful than dealing with 3iX.

You’re also seeing this page because 3iX took it upon themselves to DELETE our beloved database. L

Again…WHY?

Well that’s a damn good question and we’re still trying to decipher a relevant answer out of their pasted, pre-scripted, illogical and ridiculous responses, to questions they obviously do not understand and their inability to justify their actions.

Basically 3IX SUCKS! They suck in every sense of the word; from their crappy hosting, to their illiterate “tech support” (LMFAO @ that) and their hard-on for suspending accounts and deleting content.

However, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, we’ve happily pre-paid for their non-existent customer support and (coughs) “reliable” web hosting (which btw, advertises 99.9% uptime as per their Terms & Conditions or a money back guarantee – HA!), just to host this page as a public service reminder to any unsuspecting person/bot /google spider who may stumble across the site and think to themselves “hmmm 3IX Hosting….they certainly do promise a lot – maybe I’ll check them out?”

Ummm…. WARNING !!!!

Apart from their general lack of English skills and literary comprehension, their servers (on the rare occasions when actually working) are slower than a blind duck with 2 broken legs, waddling uphill in a hail storm, with a fence post shoved in it’s arse.

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PS: Kitty, this in no way means yer safe either.

If anyone would like directions to our new loitering space, feel free to email us @ 3ix.suck@gmail.com

(We’d put a redirect on here, but that probably wouldn’t work either, eh 3IX <aha wink>)

Regards, St0rMy & Yacs ESQ